DStv Weekly Highlights : 14 – 20 May 2021

DStv Highlights 14 – 20 May: A-May–zing entertainment at your fingertips

This May, stay entertained with the best African and international television – only on DStv.

As we hit the middle of May, there’s no better time to get cosy and settle in for winter with DStv’s terrific line-up of movies and television shows. With a mix of old and new, here’s what you can look forward to this week.

Did you know that many of Nickelodeon’s top stars are also musical talents? NickToons (DStv channel 308) is a weekly link-and-clip show that features family-friendly music from the main Nickelodeon channel. Produced locally with local young talent as hosts, tune in for good, kid-friendly beats.

Saturday afternoon just got a lot more curious for the kids! Join George and Ted in Curious George: Go West, Go Wild on M-Net (DStv channel 101). The animated film sees the well-loved monkey and his friend head to a farm where they must learn new cowboy skills in order to fix an accident caused by George’s curiosity. Later that day, on M-Net Movies 1 (DStv channel 104), Mr Popper’s Penguins may make your kids want a pet of a different kind.

Also on Saturday, History Channel (DStv channel 186) continues its Icons of Music special with Ozzy Osbourne: Throne of Darkness. Before he was Kelly and Jack’s dad, and the warbling crooner of days gone by, Ozzy was a true rocker – one that even went so far as to bite the head off a live bat!

On M-Net (DStv channel 101), The Kitchen sizzles as this week’s Sunday night blockbuster. Melissa McCarthy (Spy and Gilmore Girls), Tiffany Haddish (Night School) and Elisabeth Moss (The Handmaid’s Tale) star as three hard-core girl bosses who take over the family business when their Irish mobster husbands are arrested and sentenced to prison in 1970’s New York.

After the Sunday night movie, flick to Comedy Central (DStv channel 122), whichpilots Mark Normand’s first stand-up special with Amy Schumer. In Amy Schumer Presents: Mark Normand: Don’t Be Yourself, Normand takes centre stage with life-long advice to not be himself. While hilarious, his inner reflections are tinged with real-life moments we can all relate to.

This week also has loads of amazing television shows. After 32 years as a border control officer, Ben Clemens’ world is turned upside-down when his loyalties and perspectives shift in the new series Coyote on Universal TV (DStv channel 117). In Salon Battle, the ultimate beauty showdown pits contestants from South Africa, Kenya and Nigeria against one another to create a beauty bombshell. The catch? There’s a time limit. Can these skilled technicians pull off the perfect look before the clock runs out?

This year sees the 104th edition of the Giro d’Italia, a three-week Grand Tour cycling stage race. Having started on 8 May, tune in from Friday, 14 May, for Stages 7 to 12 on SuperSport Variety 1 (DStv channel 206).

And DStv continues its Year of Rugby celebrations with back-to-back games all weekend long. Tune in from Friday, 14 May, for the Rainbow Cup on SuperSport Rugby (DStv channel 211) and SuperSport Variety 1 (DStv channel 206), while the Trans-Tasman will air on SuperSport Rugby (DStv channel 211) and SuperSport Cricket (DStv channel 212).

There’s more TV, movies and sport to be explored – only on DStv. Plus, exclusive content awaits at your fingertips – simply download the DStv app for Apple or Android then watch your favourite shows on your phone or tablet – anytime, anywhere!  

Salon Battle S1

The ultimate beauty competition where salons from three different countries on the African continent duke it out to show off their amazing skills. This exciting new series sees beauty technicians from Kenya, Nigeria and South Africa race against the clock and each other to pull off the perfect look. Will they be able to create a beauty bombshell in the nick of time?

Curious George: Go West, Go Wild (Animation)

Curious George and Ted play cowboys in this feature-length animation. The pair are asked to farm-sit and look forward to relaxing, fishing and bonding with wannabe cowboy Emmett. Things get wild when Georg accidentally lets the farm animals escape and the trio must ensure every animal is returned safely using their newfound cowboy skills.

The Kitchen (Crime, Drama)

Set in New York City during the 1970s, three Irish mobsters are arrested during a bank robbery and are sentenced to three years in prison. Left on the outside, their wives band together to take over their businesses, creating a stronghold for themselves. Starring Melissa McCarthy (Spy and Gilmore Girls), Tiffany Haddish (Night School) and Elisabeth Moss (The Handmaid’s Tale).

Coyote S1

Veteran actor Michael Chiklis (Fantastic Four, The Shield) stars as Ben Clemens who’s been working as a border control officer for 32 years. When Ben discovers a tunnel used for smuggling and starts working for the other side, he’ll be forced to make decisions that go against everything he’s ever believed in.

Ozzy Osbourne: Throne of Darkness

In this week’s Icons of Music, we explore the dark and often crazy world of Ozzy Osbourne, who’s definitely not your typical rockstar. Who can forget that infamous moment in 1982 when the self-proclaimed “Prince of Darkness” bit the head off a live bat during a concert in Des Moines, Iowa? Known to be the physical embodiment of rock and roll and already 73 years old, trace his musical career from his days as the lead vocalist of the heavy metal band Black Sabbath to his hilarious moments on his family’s reality show, The Osbournes.

Amy Schumer Presents: Mark Normand: Don’t Be Yourself

In the comedy special, Amy Schumer produces and makes an appearance in Mark Normand’s first stand-up comedy show. Having toured as Schumer’s opening act for years, it’s time for Normand to shine as he takes a comedic and sharp-witted look at his life – from his drinking habits and catchphrase to his own thoughts and anxieties. Throughout it all, he’s anchored by the advice he’s been given his entire life: Don’t be yourself.

Sunday, 16 May on Comedy Central (DStv channel 122) at 22:30

Day-to-Day

Friday, 14 May

Dr Laser

Dr Laser, a Nigerian doctor, helps those with serious body images come out of their shell and gain more confidence with one technique: changing their appearance with surgery. The doc goes about helping people who are ready to admit their insecurities find the perfect solution to boost their confidence.

HONEY (DStv channel 173) at 18:00

Kids Baking Championship S9

Host and judges Valerie Bertinelli and Duff Goldman ask the kids to create colourful brushstroke mini-cheesecakes in their first challenge.

The Food Network (DStv channel 175) at 19:55

Saturday, 15 May

The Fixies

After accidentally dropping his mom’s wedding ring down the drain, Tom Thomas thinks it’s gone for good. Until Simka and Nolik appear to help him retrieve it.

Da Vinci (DStv channel 318) at 08:00

Rocky III (Sports Drama)

Sylvester Stallone reprises one of his most famous roles in the third Rocky film. As the reigning world boxing champion, Rocky accepts a match with Clubber Lang (The A-Team’s Mr T). When he loses the match, he also loses his will to fight and decides to seek help from an old friend.

M-Net Movies 3 (DStv channel 107) at 18:20

Sunday, 16 May

Just Mercy (Legal drama)

Based on a true story about fighting for justice in an era of inequality and racism, Bryan Stevenson (Creed’s Michael B. Jordan) is a new Harvard law graduate who heads straight towards Alabama to defend those wrongly accused. His first case is to defend Walter McMillian (Jamie Foxx of White House Down), who is facing death row for allegedly murdering an 18-year-old girl despite evidence proving his innocence.

M-Net Movies 1 (DStv channel 104) at 20:00

Rogue (Action, Thriller)

Megan Fox (Transformers) stars as Samantha O’Hara, a mercenary who leads a team of elite soldiers on a risky mission to rescue abducted girls in Africa. Fox’s Rambo-type character defies sexist stereotypes in this fast-paced action thriller that doesn’t pretend to be anything less than what it is: a hard-hitting military action film.

M-Net Movies 2 (DStv channel 106) at 18:35

Monday, 17 May

Ehe! It’s A Match: Kenya S1

We Africans sure do enjoy a good meal! In this Cupid-cooking show, one person is given the chance to play host and matchmaker, setting up two friends who must cook a meal together and compete against another couple for an enviable prize. With fun, interesting themes and a menu set by their opponents, these couples bring a fun twist to being in the kitchen together. But will each couples’ chemistry translate into delicious meals?

HONEY (DStv channel 173) at 17:00

Ready Set Dance

Join Freeze, Twirl and the Kid Crew, a group of kid dancers, as they encourage your preschoolers to move their feet. The gang is full of joy and energy, so your little ones will soon be dancing and moving on their own – and only to the best beats. Jump up and join in for a pre-school series that will definitely have your kids excited to improve their coordination, confidence and creativity.

Nickelodeon (DStv channel 305) at 05:16

Tuesday, 18 May

Yes! Ndio! Beeni!: Zambia S1

Every girl dreams of the perfect proposal, but men have yet to figure out how to execute it. This show calls on a top team of Zambian event planners who help willing grooms-to-be plan and implement a proposal to knock the socks off their significant others. Will it help complete the couple’s love story?

HONEY (DStv channel 173) at 19:30

Mom Vs. Wife S1

Men will never know peace when choosing between their mother or wife. In a fresh new take on a cooking show, the mother and bride-to-be of the groom each prepares his favourite dish. While blindfolded, he’ll choose the one he likes best. Who will win the favour of a man loved by both women?

HONEY (DStv channel 173) at 17:00

Wednesday, 19 May

Wawu, That’s My Dress: Kenya

For those looking for the perfect wedding dress, the in-house team at a top Kenyan bridal boutique is ready to assist. Brides and their loved ones are given the best care and advice when they swing by the boutique where the staff help them find the dress of their dreams.

HONEY (DStv channel 173) at 19:30

Thursday, 20 May

Bob Hearts Abishola S2

Season 2 is off to a rough start as Abishola’s husband won’t even entertain the idea of a divorce. Will Bob and Abishola be able to change his mind and have the wedding of their dreams? Meanwhile, Abishola and Christina have an unexpected encounter, paving the way for a successful future as sisters-in-law.

1Magic (DStv channel 103) at 18:00

The King of Staten Island (Comedy-Drama)

Hollywood favourite Judd Apatow co-wrote and directed this comedic drama starring Pete Davidson (Saturday Night Live) as 24-year-old Scott who is squandering his time away while trying to cope with the death of his firefighter father and deal with his mother’s new partner, also a firefighter. The script is loosely based on the life of Davidson, whose own father was a firefighter who died in service during the September 11 attacks in New York City.

Showmax

Sport

Rugby

Rainbow Cup

Round 3: Munster Rugby v Connacht Rugby

Friday, 14 May on SuperSport Rugby (DStv channel 211) at 18:55

Round 3: Leinster Rugby v Ulster Rugby

Friday, 14 May on SuperSport Rugby (DStv channel 211) at 21:10

Round 3: Benneton v Zebre Rugby Club

Saturday, 15 May on SuperSport Variety 1 (DStv channel 206) at 18:10

Round 3: Edinburgh Rugby v Glasgow Warriors

Saturday, 15 May on SuperSport Rugby (DStv channel 211) at 20:30

Round 3: Scarlets v Cardiff Blues

Saturday, 15 May on SuperSport Rugby (DStv channel 211) at 22:35

Round 3: Dragons v Ospreys

Sunday, 16 May on SuperSport Rugby (DStv channel 211) at 13:55

Trans-Tasman

Round 1: Waratahs v Hurricanes

Friday, 14 May on SuperSport Rugby (DStv channel 211) at 11:40

Round 1: Highlanders v Reds

Friday,14 May on SuperSport Rugby (DStv channel 211) at 09:00

Round 1: Crusaders v Brumbies

Saturday, 15 May on SuperSport Rugby (DStv channel 211) at 09:00

Round 1: Rebels v Blues

Saturday, 15 May on SuperSport Rugby (DStv channel 211) at 11:40

Round 1: Western Force v Chiefs

Saturday, 15 May on SuperSport Cricket (DStv channel 212) at 13:55

Football

DStv Premiership

Mamelodi Sundowns v SuperSport United

Wednesday, 19 May on SuperSport PSL (DStv channel 202) at 16:55

Emirates FA Cup

Final: Chelsea v Leicester City

Saturday, 15 May on SuperSport Premier League (DStv channel 203) at 18:10

Cycling

Giro d’Italia

Stage 7: Notaresco – Termoli (178 km)

Friday, 14 May on SuperSport Variety 1 (DStv channel 206) at 12:40

Stage 8: Foggia – Guardia Sanframondi (173 km)

Saturday, 15 May on SuperSport Variety 1 (DStv channel 206) at 12:30

Stage 9: Castel di Sangro – Campo Felice (160 km)

Sunday, 16 May on SuperSport Variety 1 (DStv channel 206) at 12:05

Stage 10: L’Aquila – Foligno (140 km)

Monday, 17 May on SuperSport Variety 1 (DStv channel 206) at 13:30

Stage 11: Perugia – Montalcino (163 km)

Wednesday, 19 May on SuperSport Variety 1 (DStv channel 206) at 12:45

Stage 12: Siena – Bagno di Romagna (209 km)

Thursday, 20 May on SuperSport Variety 1 (DStv channel 206) at 11:15

Motorsport

MotoGP

Grand Prix of France Qualifying

Saturday, 15 May on SuperSport Motorsport (DStv channel 215) at 14:05

Grand Prix of France MotoGP

Sunday, 16 May on SuperSport Motorsport (DStv channel 215) at 13:55

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